Borat go to mighty Europes to a country of Belgiums.
He being asked a question by a gypsy man. Here the question and answer:
Q1) What do you know about Belgium and do you like the poeple?
A1) I know a very little about the minor nation of Belgium. All I know is a few years ago Kazakhstan was exporting large amounts of potassium, apples and small boys to your country.
After this you must all come to my hotel room, we will drink vodka, wrestle no clothes, and shoot dog from the window! Why not?!
Later Borat meet some man who make compliment about his hat.
Then conversation switch about Amsterdam.
Borat would like very much to enjoy his movie films and learn about America. America is a great country with a great premier George Walter Bush who is very strong but not as strong as his father Barbara.
Q2) You are a really big movie star, do you get recognized a lot?
A2) Yes, although I am not the most famous person in kazakhstan. Still we have number one Johny the Monkey he is childrens favorite actor. He dress like a Humfrey Bogat. He star of Transsibirsky Express and many other pornos.
Interviewer want to have more kiss. He a luly-luly.
My father very surprised that woman Angela Bishops is journalist. In Kazakstan we say - to let a woman be a journalist is like to let a monkey fly a plane.
Borat intrugued how much for one gipsy girl on the beach. It will not take long to finish! Borat wife dead - high five! She was boring!
Borat invite anybody who watching to Kazakhstan. He will give two red shoes from corpse of her dead wife.
All of the prostitute in US and A have come to see the movie film! They nice!
He meet “Pamela”, some lady who want to give access to her anus, giant vagina man, queen latifah, woman in red dress who try to seduce Horats, mister Dick, a guy who drive subaru, Rosanne, Jack Osbourne, Azamat Bagatov, Larry Charles - the movie director, Borat himselfs.
If movie films not success Horats cousin will be execute!
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