A while ago Borat go to Britain to make a reporting there too. He not only learn new thing but also promote glorious nation of Kazakhstan.
Part 1 of 3. Borat go see English regatta. Where old man look at young strong boys who in a boat shaped like mans khram. Next report on English hunting. Every englishman must have a hobby. Some like to collect stamp, some like to make jam. Most exciting is to shoot animal or rip them up with wild dog.
As you knows I live with my father Borat’s sister and his brother Bilo.
Sometime Borat sister show her vagina to brother Bilo and tell that you will never get
this, you will never gonna get this and he go crazy behind his bars.
You please watch:
You can come to my house, stay my house and eat with my brothers if you wants!
This the first time National Anthem of Kazakhstan put on videos with text in English languages.
Kazakhstan greatest country in the world.
All other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium.
Other countries have inferior potassium.
Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool.
It’s length thirty meter and width six meter.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.
Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan.
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.
Kazakhstan industry best in the world.
We incented toffee and trouser belt.
Kazakhstan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Except of course Turkmenistan’s
Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.
Come grasp the might phenis of our leader.
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!
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