Jegshemash! This mornings my father Borat go on american tv news channels Foxes News.
He being interviewed by Alan Colmes.
Borat flag on jacket show friendship Kazahstan and USA!
Borat tell that he like the most about America peoples! But now Kazakstan and Amerika are very similar. Particularly after 2002 Tulyaki reforms which allow woman travelon inside of bus and homosexuals don’t have to wear blue hats.
Borat very surprised - America has constitution. Very nice!
In Kazakhstan constitution make clear who can vote and who can’t - for example - a woman cannot vote but a horse can!
Kazakhstan is very much democracy! People do not get elected but instead a leader who can carry a woman for the longest amount of time.
We have open and free elections - our next elections is in 2041!
We are much fannies of premier George Walter Bush. We say he is not only wise but also very strong guy but not as strong has his farther Barbara!
Borat would like much to be republican in America if he living here. Because there is connection - my brother have a pen-pal who work in republican party. His name Mr. Foley! He send money through internet things. He invited Borat son sleep in his hotel room.
Borat find out that Foley is 50 year old congressman and not 12 year old and if he touch his son then he will crush him!
In Kazakhstan we support statement by spokesman Melvin Gibson that it was jew who was behind killing all the dinosaurs!
Borat invite everyone to Kazakhstan - can stay at his house and use his sister and food.
My father Borat go on Finnish Televisions. He cannot await a journalist. Some woman want to interview him but she a woman! Woman can’t be a journalist!
Borat finds out that Kazakhstan was beaten in football by Finland.
The problem was that a curse was put on goalkeeper by a gipsy. Since he return home we opened the head and removed the curse and put a dry fish inside!
Guess who guest at Jon Stewart Daily Shows? It my father Borat Sagdiyev!
Some people call him John but this not his correct name. His correct name Jon Stewart!
Borat invited to shows because he make a new movie films.
A fragment is shown from Borat talking to chocolate face men. He learn how to be like them - dress like and speak like them.
Borat say that it is very nice to be on shows with all these nice men and prostitutes.
He is asked about politics in Kazakhstan. In Kazakhstan we also have democracy and mid-term elections - the next one is in 30 years! No problem!
In Kazakhstan the person who win the election is not who get the most votes, it is the person who can suspend the most weight from his testis sacks. Current president Nursultan Nazarbayevcan suspend a car battery for eight seconds!
Borat think that George Walter Bush could suspend something on his testis sack but not as much as his father Barbara!
Borat would like to meet famous Madonna - very nice - we think it show freedom of US and A that one of most famous singers is a transvestite!
In Kazakhstan she would be in circus! We say down below it look like two monkeys fighting in a hammock! Very nice!
Borat find out that Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz is actually a jew. But Borat very surprised because he does not look like one. Probably had a plastic surgery - horns removed.
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