Borat goes in October on Comic Con - commiccon - straight from Kazakhstans!
Yegshemash! Borat greet commicons! Borat like sex!
In Kazakhsan we have also comic books! With our own super-heroes!
Our most popular character - Astounding woman! She has a strength to pull a very large plough for 84 hours without food or water. She have a 12 magniciant tits - 5 front, 5 back and 2 under. And her vagina is so big that she can give birth to 14 sons at one time!
Also her brain so powerful for woman that at the end of her working day she can lock her own cage!
Yeas!
The season Borat come to comicon because of new movie releasings in November. It already blockbuster in Kazakhstan.
It took over number one King Kong which had been at top spot since it’s release in 1932!
Welcomes children and adults. This has happened. Borat movie films finally on the wide screen and in theatre of world countries.
Here the first review from The Movie Blog. I make a conspect of video lecture here so you all who problems with hearing can read what it is abouts.
This movie review by John Campea. Haha what a funny names - Pea like a small potato.
He do three minute review of movie films. He say of Sasha Cohen Baron. This is simply disgusting fabrications made by Uzbeki government. There no Sasha Cohens Barons. Only Borats.
Now the reviews:
Borat number 4 celebrity in Kazakhstan and government of my glorious country send him to Americas to do documentary so Kazakhstan can learn about American culture. Nice premises.
Film critics are prone to exaggeration and hyperbole. Reviewer tell us that Borat: Glorious Kazakhstan for Make Benefit balblabla is the single funniest movie ever made. He is not saying that it is the greatest comedy movie of all time. But an argument can be made that this is the funniest film ever made!
This certainly the funniest film John has seen. He never been in audience who belly laughed so hard and he also tell that he was laughing so hard he could not breathe. [Bilak comment: What a luli-luli.]
This the genious of Borat movies. Unlike other films like Jackass that just gets laugh at because of absurdity of things: haha - look what he is doing to his bum, haha - look what he is doing to his balls, difference between that and borat is tha behind all the craziness and wackiness behind things Borat does is an intense genious of Sacha Cohen Baron [Bilak comment: disgusting fabrication].
He not just making jokes of outrageous situations. Throughout the entire film what Cohen is doing is holding up a proverbial mirror so that people in America can see for themselves the many shortcomings in our own society and our own culture.
We are gripped at the same time by sense of hilarity and yet discomfort which leads us laughing at ourselves which leads to more discomfort and more hilarity.
It an ingenious bit of this intervening of social commentary and just plain brutal laughs. [Bilak comment: my Kazak ear could not understand what this woman is saying so last two words maybe something differents].
In movie film there cuts between pre set and scripted performances by actors and Borat’s interactions with just people on the street which have no idea that Borat is acting.
[Bilak comment: digusting fabrication by Uzbeki assholes].
Many comedies and action films are guilty of showing the best parts, the best action in trailers which leads to believe that movie is gonna be so great.
Borat does the complete opposites. As funny as the trailers for Borat are, none of moments in trailer are even in top 10 or even 15 funny moments as they are in the movie films.
Borat come to US and A and the hilarity just ensues!
Reviewer give Borat 10. This only for third times he ever done that!
[Bilak comment: movie success - Borat not EXECUTE]
It a programme in two parts. Both part posted here below in this articles.
This programme contain snippets some that in the film and some that are nots. Borat tell about his hobby - ping pong, make new friends and sun bath.
Borat also tell about his children - me Bilak, Biram and Huey Lewis.
Rest of programmes include clips from movie films:
1) Feminism that mean that woman should be equal to man! HAHAHAHA! I laugh so hard.
2) New York Cities underground trains
3) Visitings of teacher of humor
4) Borat go to Malibu (deleted scene)
5) Learning drive with driving instructor
6) Singing national anthem of Kazakhstan in cowboys anthems.
(This video is no longer available on this site, sorry)
In this part 2 of televisions programms.
Borat sing songs in tune of Americans national anthems a Kazkahstan national anthem!
Although most of peoples friendly in US and A some also not friendly. Particularly police officers not friendly.
Shops in Kazakhstan now very nice. We now have brand new supermall - Almati Shop City. Who two storeys connected with electric staircase.
Include a movie scene from antique store.
Borat go there to buy a present for a woman he like.
Also include scene from the doctors where Borat tell about problem with gonorrhoea and a dining etiquette video.
(This video is no longer available on this site, sorry)
Then a deleted scene as restroom attendent.
Borat on his travelling not only just do reportings but also enjoy himself too.
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