Borat first times on ITV news channel in Londons of Britain Empire at United Kingdoms!
A voice in the video say that he a spoof character - this simply disgusting fabrications made by Uzbeki govenment! DO NOT BELIEVE!
Then a clip shown from a movie premiere where Borad arrive to movie preview by horse hauled cart!
It very ridiculous in British Empire - a woman can be a journalist! We say in Kazakhstan - to let a woman be journalist is like to give a monkey a gun!
Include a scene from feminists in United States.
There are lies that Kazakhstan is shown in bad light. This lies propogated by evil nitwit Uzbekistan who are anti-Kazakhstani.
Kazakhstan people very proud of Borat. Even president Nazarbayev went to Washington to promote the films!
My fathers Borat Sagdiyev interviewed by a JEW Matt Zaller.
At first Borat did not know it a Jew, he think the interviewer make a mockery about jewish people because he wear yarmulka - a jewish hat. Borat think he wear a spiritual hat to make a laugh on jew.
For jewish it mandate to wear hat especially on fridays.
Borat get tired very soon and need to end interview very fast.
Borat goes on a press conference in USA - Amerika!
This conference in 3 video parts. Watch them all in this posts.
His producer Azamat Bagatov introduce him to everyones and then Borat start a speech.
Borat congratulate gentleman and prostitutes. He very happy to see so many smiley faces.
In this conference a moderator ask Boret a questions:
Q1: Can you tell us about yourself?
A1: My name is Borat Sagiyev. I son of Asimbala Sagdiyev and Boltok the Rapist.
My hobby ping-pong disco dance and take photos of ladies in toiled without them knowing.
Borat previous work as ice maker and gypsy catcher and in computer maintenance - remove dead birds from pipes.
Bilak, Biram and Huey Lewis. Also written as hueyluis, hooeyluis, hooeylewis, hooey or just hooey lewis. Bilak is 12 years old, married and 2 children.
Bilak has American penfriend - Mr. Mark Foley.
Borat sister number 4 prostitute in whole of Kazakhstan. Recently she receive a prize from Ministry of Industry for best sex in mouth!
Also have brother Bilo - small head but very strong arms and 200 teeth.
Borat first wife is dead. She was shoot by a hunter mistaken as a bear because much hair on arms and chest.
Q2: What is your opinion on George W. Bush.
A2: We in Kazakhstan very much admires your mighty warlord George W. Bush. He is a wise man and a strong man but perhaps not as strong as his father Barbara.
Video Part 1 of 3
Q3: How does Kazakhstan political system compare with American system?
A3: In Kazakhstan election is winner who can manage to carry a woman against her will for the furthest distance.
Our present leader can manage 4.3 miles. How much can George Walter Bush?!
In America a woman can vote but a horse cannot. We say in Kazakhstan to give a woman vote is like to allow a monkey to fly a plane! We don’t do it any more since Astana air-crash
Q4: Did you enjoy your time filming in America?
A4: Borat like very much peoples in US and A. Also enjoy delicious foods. First day here Borat go to a restaurant named McDonalds which is so fancy-pants that it has a seperate room to make a toilet in.
There I eat 17 hamburgers and 600 packets of red-soup called Catchup. This not agree with his stomach and the next dayhis anus hang loose like a mouth of a tired dog.
Borat was surprised that it was illegal to shoot at red indians! Borat apologize to a casino in Nevada.
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