Borat goes on a press conference in USA - Amerika!
This conference in 3 video parts. Watch them all in this posts.
His producer Azamat Bagatov introduce him to everyones and then Borat start a speech.
Borat congratulate gentleman and prostitutes. He very happy to see so many smiley faces.
In this conference a moderator ask Boret a questions:
Q1: Can you tell us about yourself?
A1: My name is Borat Sagiyev. I son of Asimbala Sagdiyev and Boltok the Rapist.
My hobby ping-pong disco dance and take photos of ladies in toiled without them knowing.
Borat previous work as ice maker and gypsy catcher and in computer maintenance - remove dead birds from pipes.
Bilak, Biram and Huey Lewis. Also written as hueyluis, hooeyluis, hooeylewis, hooey or just hooey lewis. Bilak is 12 years old, married and 2 children.
Bilak has American penfriend - Mr. Mark Foley.
Borat sister number 4 prostitute in whole of Kazakhstan. Recently she receive a prize from Ministry of Industry for best sex in mouth!
Also have brother Bilo - small head but very strong arms and 200 teeth.
Borat first wife is dead. She was shoot by a hunter mistaken as a bear because much hair on arms and chest.
Q2: What is your opinion on George W. Bush.
A2: We in Kazakhstan very much admires your mighty warlord George W. Bush. He is a wise man and a strong man but perhaps not as strong as his father Barbara.
Video Part 1 of 3
Q3: How does Kazakhstan political system compare with American system?
A3: In Kazakhstan election is winner who can manage to carry a woman against her will for the furthest distance.
Our present leader can manage 4.3 miles. How much can George Walter Bush?!
In America a woman can vote but a horse cannot. We say in Kazakhstan to give a woman vote is like to allow a monkey to fly a plane! We don’t do it any more since Astana air-crash
Q4: Did you enjoy your time filming in America?
A4: Borat like very much peoples in US and A. Also enjoy delicious foods. First day here Borat go to a restaurant named McDonalds which is so fancy-pants that it has a seperate room to make a toilet in.
There I eat 17 hamburgers and 600 packets of red-soup called Catchup. This not agree with his stomach and the next dayhis anus hang loose like a mouth of a tired dog.
Borat was surprised that it was illegal to shoot at red indians! Borat apologize to a casino in Nevada.
Q5: What American person or people would you like to meet?
A5: I would most like to meet some of the new Hollywood starlets - in particual Elizabeth Taylor.
Wa-wa-wee-wa! Also would like to meet anti-jew warrior Melvin Gibson. We in Kazakhstan agree with his comment that Jews started all wars and we have also proved that they were responsible for killing all dinosaurs. Also Hurricane Katrina.
Also would like to have to come with American football hero OJ Simpsons. Who is a huge star in Kazakhstan and has earlier this year visit capital Almati where he judge the miss Kazakhstan contest. Ladies very like this muscular man.
One contestant was so crazy on him that she broke in his hotel room while he was sleeping and she stabbed herself to death and covered his clothe in with blood. Fanatic!
Q6: Were there any specific movies that inspired your film and which films do you admire?
A6: In Kazakhstan we are huge fannies of USA movie films. We have shown this by manufacturing a pirate DVDs of many of them.
We like movies of funny man Eddy Murphy, we laugh in Kazakhstan very much when we see his chocolate face. So unusual!
Also like Robocop, Titanic and sex commedy The Accused.
Video Part 2 of 3
Q7: How does the release of your movie film around the world affect your life in Kazakhstan?
A7: I try to stay a normal persons, I like to relax as any other ordinary man - shoot dog, receive mouth party from my sister and drink fermented horses urine with the boys. I just a regular guy.
But I proud of my status - I now 4th most famous person in whole of Kazakhstan. Number 3: Lily Utmarkan - now perform in state circus - ex-olympic gymnast - she famous for being able to put one mount in her mouth and the other in vagina!
Number 2 - glorious premier Nazarbayev. Number 1 - children’s favorite animal actor Johnny the Monkey - who as you may know a star of Transsibirsky express and many many other pornos.
Kazakhstan have very much improved since I return from US and A. We have recently introduced death penalty from your country. Great idea! We give it for serious crime - murder, cleaning anus with our national flag and baking bagles.
Q8: What are your future projects?
A8: Not sure exactly when I will next make a movie films because for the next 18 months my countries camera is fully booked for make other television programme.
These include programs such as - “Kazakhstan’s next top prostitute” and a comedy film about the person who left it very late in his life to make a sexytime it is called “A 4 year old virgin”.
Almost 5 and never make a liquid explosion!
Q9: Has working on a big woman has changed your opinion on woman?
A9: There is no womans in Kazakh film industry. We say: to give a woman a camera is like to give a monkey a gun. We have stopped doing it ever since 2003 zoo massacre.
Q10: What is your status and relationship with Pamela Anderson? Do you still enjoy watching Baywatch?
A10: I must make clear that this lady Pamela has started stalk me. This week she has already send three love messages through her lawyer. Saying sexy things like: I must not go closer than 30 miles from her house. Mail her my dirty underpants panties or say on myspace blog that I want to make romance inside of her.
She will not be arrive on premier of movie films.
Video Part 3 of 3
Q11: You have a very promonent page on myspaces. What do you think of the Internet and have you tried Internet dating?
A11: I tried hard on Internet to meet nice western girlies for chit-chat and sexytime. My preference ladies with yellow hairs, plough experience and little or no history of retardation in family.
I offer television with remote control, red dress and two strong shoes which all I will remove from my late wife.
I must say that I am 2nd Kazakh man ever on MySpace. First was ministry of agriculture - Murat Tukayev - but his page was taken down because of sex crime. This not problem he now posing as Johnny Texas, age eleven. He’s already received 200 messages from your mister Foley.
Q12: Can you talk about the contributions of your producer?
A12: I would like to pay tribute to my producer Azamat who is fat. He is most experienced person in Kazakh film industry and in the past 20 years he has watched over 17 movies! He do a superb job producing my movie film which has already been released in Kazakhstan and was been a huge block busterings.
It took top spot from the Hollywood movie King-Kong which had been the number one film in my country ever since it was released in 1932.
Azamat is currently producer of children game show - Gipsy bingo where we put numbers on backs of 20 gypsies. The contestants have to bet on which number will manage to make to other side of mine-field before explosion.
Q13: What do you think of the ads placed by the New York times by Kazakh government?
A13: These claims that Kazakhstan is tolerant of religions, treat woman equally are all disgusting fabrications perpetrated by assholes Uzbekistan who nosy people with bone in the middle of the brain.
If there one more item of Uzbeki propoganda claiming that we do not drink fermented horse urine, give the death penalty for cleaning anus with a flag or do not export more than 300 tons of human pubis every year then we will be left with no other alternative but to comment bombardment of their cities with our catapults.
Q14: What are your plans of DVD of Borat?
A14: The anti-communist organization Fox will be releasing a DVD in springs. We in Kazahstan will be releasing our pirate version one month earlier. It will have everything Fox has and some special extras including Superman Returns and Da-Vinci Code.
Q15: Why is your government so angry with Sasha Baron Cohen and have you ever met Sasha Baron Cohen?
A15: As I have said before, I have no connection with Cohen and I fully support my governments decision to sue this jew!
Borat: Thank you very much peoples US and A. Very nice be here and meet your and very honor for me and my friend to be here and be welcome by you. Hope later you can come to my hotel room we can wrestle, drink and shoot dogs from window!
I like you. I like sex!
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even if the scenes form romania werent real at all, the movie is funny…to bad that u didnt want to show how the real romania is, but the movie is really funny…but, pls, do not make such a big confussion: romanians r speaking a latin language, not a russian one…so it is impossible to put a romanian woman to say bad things and to pretend that she is speaking in ur language, from kazakhstan
Borat iis the best comic i ve ever seen. i wish him all the best
cmon, Ioana this is a parody about stupid people, a comedy movie this is not a documentary movie, and is make it very good, Borat have a funny imagination. Any stupid woman can think this is about real Romania. Wake up people. You must laught in life. Try to laught more in your life, you will feel much better. Serious atittude is good in serious moments. This movie doesnt propagate a serious atittude. And i like this movie, exactly how it is.
This Borat son writing.
Every scene taken in heart of Kazakhstan - capital Almaty.
Ioana probaby an uzbek imposter.
Setting the Borat issue straight on Behalf of Kazakhstan
Like millions of Americans I have seen the Borat movie but unlike many I have been to Kazakhstan — also spelled Kazakstan — and I want to set the record straight. Kazakhstan is a wonderful country with customs that are both foreign and familiar to ours. In fact, there are many things I would take back to America. Borat (Sasha Cohen) has made this country look like it is populated with nothing but slovenly, unwashed, immoral, uneducated people – this is almost completely false in my experience. No, they don’t have an Ivy League educational system but these people for the most part are good-hearted and, if not well-read by our American standards, they do love storytelling. They ritually gather at village centers – usually this is where bartering and exchanges are conducted for food and services - and they share their knowledge by applying the oral tradition (please let’s not lower ourselves to the Boratian ‘oral’ jokes here). Yes, their technology is not at the state where ours is yet so they compensate with conversation, face to face. I’d actually like to see more of this in our world versus the faceless interchange of the internet. We might be a happier people. This helps their families stay close – and, again to refute Borat’s incest insinuations, this is not a national sport and I saw very little there to give one pause to consider it is more than a rare occurrence which is indeed not looked well upon even in the most rural stretches. These are a happy people with great values. No, Borat, they do not make their 8 year old children work by force. And women can vote in all elections. Legal age to wed is up to the families themselves. They are not a race of anti-Semites - they have a small Jewish population of over 170 who are situated by their own free will to live in a ghetto. But this is common: America and the world are replete with communities where people of similar backgrounds and mindsets gather and create neighborhoods – we have all been to Chinatown, Little Italy, Germantown. The food in Kazakhstan is some of the best tasting I have ever had in all my travels; always fresh. You cannot believe what they do with their vegetables and their goats (although Borat only highlights the sexual engagements – another exaggeration at their expense. I never saw anything like what the comedian speaks of. But let us not be so self righteous to forget about our own iconic cowboys who have gotten lonely on the trail — and the stories about them and cattle – rumors as well, I’m sure.) The people of Kazakhstan are indeed passionate and excellent dancers – Borat showed us that and the men do generally dance with great fanfare with each other as he indicated but again this is not unlike many countries. Most of all, I would take home to America the laughter and kindness of these simple people – they tell jokes all day on all subjects especially special family events. If your daughter is married in Kazakhstan, she is not sold for a VCR with a remote control like Borat says – and, remember, in America many brides’ parents still offer dowries or at least pay for the wedding so we are not really so different. The bride, as is the custom of Kazakhstan, is always asked to work for both families – this brings everyone closer. During the days she might, for example, work at the dairy or farm and nights she might sew or cook or clean and it is not uncommon for the young bride to have a say in the family financials. One fact to consider is that women in Kazakhstan do not live as long as men. This is the opposite of the statistics in the United States. So I wouldn’t want to live there with my present wife and daughter. Other than that, Kazakhstan is a place we can learn from. In closing, please realize the difference between a false documentary or propaganda and pure fiction. While the Borat film is funny, it is not real in many ways – although the men, as he showed in his movie too graphically for many tastes, do not consider nudity offensive. They swim without bathing suits and walk after their swim back into town often with nothing but towels around their necks. Their innocence is something to be admired — and if not, one can simply shield one’s eyes. There are a great many people in Kazakhstan who are offended by the publicity and news stories about Borat’s film though they will not see it due to the fact there are not many movie theatres there.
michael,
what the fuck is wrong with u. i hope so bad u read this. fuck u. what is wrong with u people. who the fuck cares. it. is. a. movie. period. and funny as hell too. dont think so? well no one gives a flaming gypsy jew. think its funny? we still dont give shit. you guys gotta stop being pussys.
keep it movin
Mikey,
I think the movie is funny in places you Jerkhead. I laughed as loud as the next person in the theatre - and it was very crowded. Have you ever been to Kazakhstan? I have. Have you ever eaten salted goat with the people in their one room home in Kazakstan? I have. This movie is funny and it is also unfair to good people of a good country. And that is a point that you are missing. You are getting half the story. So YOU keep moving!
It’s all dirty fabrication of Osama Ben Laden, terrorist numba 1.
Mr Sasha Cohen might have full rights to boast of Kazakh origin and Turkic-Mongolian Heritage!
http://www.khazaria.com/
Most modern day Jews are the descendants of Khazars, Mongolian -Turkic nation, converted to Judaism, next of kin to Kazakhs..
The Jewish surname Cohen is derived itself from Turkic-Mongolian Cahan, or Khan - the King. Remember fearsome Gengiz Khan?
http://www.khazaria.com/turkic/kazakhstan.html
Medieval Kingdom of Khazaria, 652-1016
Over a thousand years ago, the far east of Europe was ruled by Jewish kings who presided over numerous tribes, including their own tribe: the Turkic Khazars. After their conversion, the Khazar people used Jewish personal names, spoke and wrote in Hebrew, were circumcised, had synagogues and rabbis, studied the Torah and Talmud, and observed Hanukkah, Pesach, and the Sabbath. The Khazars were an advanced civilization with one of the most tolerant societies of the medieval period. It hosted merchants from all over Asia and Europe. On these pages it is hoped that you may learn more about this fascinating culture.
Do you think Borat movie is funny? Why? Why not? Please post your thoughts at pupsjess1 @ youtube. We’re making a documentary on the controversial film.
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