A few day ago my father Borat meet with Regis Francis Xavier Philbin the TV star from a popular shows Who Wants to Be a Millionaire.
This video in a many parts.
1) Regis meets Borat
Borat very excite about Regis name, it make him laugh. Borat compliment Regis - he has a very nice hair and he is a very handsome man!
Regis tell about America and invite to get a good look of what is going on in New York.
2) Borat meets the people of US and A.
Borat meet a UPS man and a construction worker and a small girl which could be crashed and also a chocolate face man.
Then he meet a woman whose price is six million dollars.
And then someone who ask to give money for democrats. But we in Kazakhstan are big fannies of Americas president George W. Bush. He a very strong man although not as strong as his father Barbara - tough guy!
3) Regis and Borat on pop culture.
Borat tell he know about entertainment in US and A. We like in Kazakhstan this new young sexy movie starlet by names Elizabeth Tailor. We see her new movie film - Cleopatra.
Then Regis Philbin ask Borat if he know Frank Sinatra or Dean Martin and he start to sing a popular songs Mississippi Mud by James Cavanaugh and Harry Berris.
Borat introduce Regis to famous Kazakhstan singer Korky Butchek - Bing Bang!
Borat favorite is Madonna and it show freedom of America that a transvestite can be so popular. In Kazakhstan a transvestite would be in circus.
4) Borat goes high-tech!
Borat see a mirror and he look very handsome.
Then he ask a man where his wife is and she is on a phone. Borat very surprised that his wife so small and in cages. Borat tell her to go back to plough field and not to try to escape.
5) What do Americans read?
Regis show Borat New-York Times and Wallstreet journal.
Then Borat notice the nice sections - Bad Puppy, Astonishing guy show off their asses.
Borat ask Regi if he like to look at ladies with no clothes and he answer that he does once in a while!
6) Borat the RIPAAAA
Regis tell about his morning shows “Live with Regis and Kelly”. She Kelly Ripa - wah wah wee wah! Very nice!
7) Borat learn the sign of the cross!
Regis teaches Boret that on green light they can walk but they can’t walk on red light.
8) Borat and Regis eat hot dog.
Borat eat hotdog and ask what kind of dog meat it made. He wonder if it made from dog leg or dog neck. Then Borat dance with Regis.
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Hello to you. I like very much to welcome to your bloggings. Borat is my biggest hero. In my country of Kyrgyzstan we have no television unlike rich peoples in Kazakhstan. I like very much to view Borat on internat he is handsome but mostashe not as big as mine My Khram is also tall like can Pepsi but not so thick. High Five!
A very nice. Thank you for your comments. My father eat potassium - khram grow thick like can of pepsi. You do not have potassiums in Kyrgiztan but it not a problem. Contacts you please the potassium ministry of export for order potassium for khram extension!
Borat - It’sssssssssss ah gggggggggood!