Guess who guest at Jon Stewart Daily Shows? It my father Borat Sagdiyev!
Some people call him John but this not his correct name. His correct name Jon Stewart!
Borat invited to shows because he make a new movie films.
A fragment is shown from Borat talking to chocolate face men. He learn how to be like them - dress like and speak like them.
Borat say that it is very nice to be on shows with all these nice men and prostitutes.
He is asked about politics in Kazakhstan. In Kazakhstan we also have democracy and mid-term elections - the next one is in 30 years! No problem!
In Kazakhstan the person who win the election is not who get the most votes, it is the person who can suspend the most weight from his testis sacks. Current president Nursultan Nazarbayev can suspend a car battery for eight seconds!
Borat think that George Walter Bush could suspend something on his testis sack but not as much as his father Barbara!
Borat would like to meet famous Madonna - very nice - we think it show freedom of US and A that one of most famous singers is a transvestite!
In Kazakhstan she would be in circus! We say down below it look like two monkeys fighting in a hammock! Very nice!
Borat find out that Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz is actually a jew. But Borat very surprised because he does not look like one. Probably had a plastic surgery - horns removed.
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Is good thing your father do for Kazakhstan. As chocolate face Jew I extend brothership, friendhood and hospital to him. Welcome Borat to America country. Be sure not show huggies when tug trouser down before polite companys. By the path, your blog is to me of taste. Very pleasurable.
A very thank you!
I saw the movie tonight.
Very niiiiiice. I liiike.
:D
a very good. borat not execute. movie success!
Yes very nice indeed, Borat will not be execute! It was not easy, we had our rough times in making these movie films. I cannot believe borat went on that jew show though, he acted appropriatley, and yes I know azamat(myself) does not speak english but I bought an english translater because THIS MOVIE IS MAKING SO MUCH wha wha whee wha!!!! Sincerly Azamat Bagatov
I would like to thank you for providing these borat videos for all of us. I wish you the best on your journey’s on foot with your wife and kids, hopefully madonna will buy one, or try angelina jolie or someone like that if madonna doesnt pan out. I wish you all the best bilak and GO Borat! *cough* sacha baron cohen *cough*