EVERYONE NOW STAND FOR ANTHEM
This the first time National Anthem of Kazakhstan put on videos with text in English languages.
Kazakhstan greatest country in the world.
All other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium.
Other countries have inferior potassium.
Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool.
It’s length thirty meter and width six meter.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.
Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan.
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.
Kazakhstan industry best in the world.
We incented toffee and trouser belt.
Kazakhstan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Except of course Turkmenistan’s
Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.
Come grasp the might phenis of our leader.
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!
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Kazakhstan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Except of course Turkmenistan’s
Why is this? A great country like Kazakhstan should have cleanest prostitutes?
How do you respond to allegations that Kazakstan has a 98 percent literacy rate? I read this in National Geographic, is this Uzbek or Jewish propoganda or is it truth?
Misters Rachells,
Turkenistan’s prostitues cleanest in regions because of a kidnappings of our prostitutes. It began in 1988 when the cleanest prositute in Kazakhstan was stolen by Turkmenistan government. Kazakhstan government declare war on Turkmenistan but Turkmenistan offer all their potassium to Kazakhstan and peace was again.
To make it short Kazakhstan made an exachnages to allow steal clean prostitute and make them citizen of Turkmenistan for all potassium in Turkmenistan. Now Kazakhstan nr.1 potassium exporter and also have clean regions.
98% literacy rates is a disgusting allegations. In Kazakhstan only 15 people can do readings and 90 do writings. Including Borat retard brother Bilo.
I very upset and confuse! Why with all the insultings from Uzbekistan peoples who are so stupid is Kazakstan not doing war against? And maybe take more potassium also?
a frend in Central Asia, not uzbek
This is fake the actual lyrics to the kazakhstan national anthem is as follows:
Golden sun in heaven,
Golden corn in steppe,
Legend of courage -
It is my land.
In hoary antiquity
Our glory was born,
Proud and strong
Is my Kazakh people
CHORUS
My country, my country,
As your flower I’ll grow,
As your song I’ll stream, country!
My native land - Kazakhstan!
I’ve a boundless expanse
And a way, opened in future.
I have an independent,
United people.
Like an ancient friend
Our happy land,
Our happy people
Is welcoming new time.
CHORUS
This once again illustrates why not to believe everything you see.
are you kidding me? you actually thought this was the real anthem? from Chris to a Chris, you are a moron.
by the way, Borat was by far the funniest movie I’ve ever seen.
i saw the movie films two times- nice!
Stupid chris, not realise chris is lying Jew with serpent tounge!
HAHAHAHA i loved Borat! that movie made me laugh like CRAZY!! i think i’m going to go see it again!!! “all other countries are run by little girls!!” HAHAHA
shut up lilly u lil slut i will stab ur nan in l8er life die die die…….. and the film was good
omg this film sucks cock. theres probli bowt alf our funny total in it. n chris, dnt b a player hater.
Who the fuck is taking this movie seriously???? It’s only fucking good fun-stuff
I really love it 
wow you guys are complete idiots if you really think that this is movie is meant to be taken seriously
We support your war of terror!
May the great warlord George Bush drink blood from the skull of every man woman and child in Iraq
We very much love premier of US and A - George Walter Bush. He not only a wise man but also a strong man. Althou not as strong as his father Barbara!
If you hate this movie-felm, you probably from idiot country uzbekistan. I catch you… you won’t ah get’ah faaar.
Yes… I like… how much?
Borat Ur The stupiest idiot in the world
Chris is retard who has gotten out of cage.
Hello Gentleman and Prostitutes,
If you lookin for sexy time I am on my way to california to see this beautiful cj. You can meet me their and I’ll make romance explosion on your chest. Very Nice!
Nadim wears blue hat and has rubber fist.
Me stupid twat. Me know nothing about Kazakhstan.
Sacha Noam Baron Cohen (the actor who plays borat) is actually a jew. He is a british comedian and is also Ali G. If you didnt know this maybe you should do a little research before you see borat because this movie was completely fictional!! It was an awsome movie and the racism in it was a funny way to hide a deeper plot. Like when he brought that prostitute to the dinner. That street is famous for being racist againts blacks and the reason why they threated to call the cops on borat was because the prostitute was black. THere are also other ways small messages like this was given.
All Borat haters are nosy Uzbeks with bones in their brains!!!!
SCHLOKMA!
SCHIZACOT JEW!
BORAT IS HERO!
some people here leaving comment are gypseys. they do not remember that borat is a funny man, with big testicles and a big khrom.
Jacshemacsh.
Ryan, you are most wrong. They call police because retard escape and chase for woman’s Vazhïn. Why what you say that about fictional? You express decadant uzbek propaganda on my country. No like. That why not let monkey fly airplane in your country?
Dzienkuje
stfu idiots
I do not know what is this “Shhh u all suck stfu idiots”.
Whoever write such thing should be fed to large bear on Kamchatka.
Dzienkuje
Borat glorious hero of our nation.
Lesser countries tremble at the sound of our rockets.
I want meet nice western girlies for chitchat and sexytime - preference lady with yellow hairs, with plough experience and little or no history of retardation in family. I would like to meet you and make romance inside you. If you agree be my wife then you will come my country, I will give you television with remote control, a red dress, two strong shoes, I will love you and care for you, we will be as one… but if u cheat on me I will crush you!
You silly Khazak not know own anthem, maybe is using Turkmenistan prostitute give you Khrom rot no? Your anthem have “We incented toffee and trouser belt.” what is this incented? is he like incest, we Uzbeks laugh at your tiny Khrom and Gypsy Spit potassium, all of Khazakstan live on wrong side of Jewtown fence!
Drunken decadent Uzbek scum.
On Decembre 16, we Kazaks celebrate anniversary of glorious Tishniek’ massacre, where we crush many uzbeks.
More fun than dog-shooting competition.
Koos ahotcha hatzola’at!
:)
you lot r thick.! its a film…..meant to be funny….not real. get a life noobs
Khasakhstan is the greatest country in mthe world
All other counries are run by little girls
Khasakhstan is the number one exporter of Potasiam
All other mid-eastern countries are all not number one
One person thought these were the real lyrics, now we have about 10 people coming in thinking they have cured cancer telling us that its just a comedy film.
Thanks for the fucking update
“All other countries are run by little girls.”
that’s right, because here in the philippines, our president
is a little girl who does all the corruptions. damn….
Your all weird mother fuckers who need a life! omg borat was funny , get over it, start going outside instead of lining here you asssuckers, you actuly have no life fiting about if som1 thinks som1s a moron just cos they heard a fucking song off borat and think its real, you guys are piss heads, and what the fuck is about borat letters and all dat shit! dats all a load of your mums orgasm water! get a fucking life losers.
i love sexy time!
y everybody argue? chill out!
u all stupid uzbek ass holes Kazakhstan is great country in world the premier will set kazkhstans trapped jews onto all u uzbek ass holes
Jagshemash
Hi, my name a Borat. Nice to meet you.
America national sport is called baseballs. It very similar to our sport, shui, where we take dogs, shoot them in a field and then have a party, this is very nice!
Your mother is second oldest woman in all of Kusek, I would very much like to make romance inside of her, she is loose like mouth of tired dog and her Vazhïn hangs like sleeve of wizard
High Five!
Fuck to you!
bilak, can you help me? mr retard brother got kidnapped by a chocolate face please help me, how do i get him back?
I am pleased to say that the bombardment of Uzbekistan’s citys with our catapults was a sucess and now the uzbek assholes lie dead!
We break kazakhstan’s computer
. We buy new one it have no pipes! it called windows 95, should we destroyed as jewish nonsense?
You all are stupid shitheads! It’s only a god damn movie. Sure it was really funny but get over it!!!!!!!!!! The ass that wrote motherf*****, you are a shit asshole. Don’t talk about people like that. Don’t say that again
LMAO!
“Your all weird mother fuckers who need a life! omg borat was funny , get over it, start going outside instead of lining here you asssuckers, you actuly have no life fiting about if som1 thinks som1s a moron just cos they heard a fucking song off borat and think its real, you guys are piss heads, and what the fuck is about borat letters and all dat shit! dats all a load of your mums orgasm water! get a fucking life losers.”
o yea because leaving a comment on a website obviously takes up their entire life so this must mean they have no life, well guess what u left just as many comments as most other people here so i guess you have no life either……damn so did I, o well I guess I have no life now either.
Jesus Christ man lighten up these people came on here to leave a comment about a movie they liked and they are having a bit of fun with it, you obviously think your cool because you can insult people ON THE INTERNET, chances are your the one with no life
o well i guess i’ll have to go try and get a life, because according to you the moment i left this here i suddenly had none
Kazakhstan Kazakhstan you very nice place!.
i am a stupid uzbek with testes on head!
I got my head stuck in the toilet how do i get it out! help me!
I ate the tv remote……..’-(
i now hav no life i posted on this site……oh sorry i got it wrong i had no life before this
he is big idiot i use his name!
which way is up and which way is down? Somebody help me, i had 2 brain cells in my head,it went bye bye now i only have 1! I need help people!
Cool
Me and my brother are a couple of wild and crazy swinger from Czechoslovakia out cruising for foxes, maybe they let us hold on to their big American breasts. Hey when was time we were populist foreign cultural icons?
So much Hate, Why can’t everyone just get along, It was a good movie with a bit of controversy, as for the ‘get a life’ topic, I hate to tell you but this took a whole 10 seconds out of my day, omg, what can i do with the other 60 000 odd left over
i agree.
i was talking to a , a, a, a JEW! and they liked the film and it was very religous, it acculy found the j–j–JEW! stuff quite funny.
and people who think that “borat” is stupid ect. need the realise that borat is just a charecter….. fuh
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Lightbulb sossage
KYUPA LERT!!
Zaporozhets part of industry? Good automobile.
iz Nize
Acually the Anthem is real but was changed in January 7 2006
Hi I am Sacha the man who played borat i would just like to say that all the people that think this movie is bad should suck on my balls you Gypsy Uzbek Fuckers.
Gypsy Toten!!!!!!!!
OMG
Sometimes I don’t believe what I’m reading. You dudes out there should start some research before making a post about something you know little about. Jagshemas and dzienkuje are actually some Polish words. First one means ‘How are you’, while the second one means ‘Thank you’. Also, Borat on his way to Etiquette Coach says ‘Czy pani mowi po angielsku?’ which means ‘Do you speak English’ (this is the case, where a woman is the person being asked)
You can also find a city called ‘Kosciusko’ on the weather map in the movie. I dunno if cities on the map actually exist, but Tadeusz Kosciuszko is a person who actually lived (and fought in the name of independence of US).
There are also some spelling errors in the script of the anthem on this site. According to official subtitles, here is the anthem from Borat: Listen and check :p
Kazakhstan, greatest country in the world
All other countries are run by little girls
Kazakhstan, number one exporter of potassium
Other countries have inferior potassium
Kazakhstan home of dipshit swimming pool.
Its length 30 meter, width six meter
Filtration system a marvel to behold
It remove 18% of human solid waste
Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Darashik to Northern fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan.
A very nosy people with bone in their brain.
Kazakhstan industry best in world.
We invented toffee and trouser pants.
Kazakhstan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Except of course for too many scars
Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place.
From Plains of Darashik to Northern fence of Jewtown.
Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader.
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!
That was sooo funny the first time I saw it!!!Watch Borat for more details!!HAHAH!
привет мое название borat. Вам бы, чтобы мое кино фильм будет тогда я вас поцелую, если не я будет использован ваш пенис к цыганским
Hi:
I saw the movie Borat. The part which I found funniest is when the main character lends the red-dressed lady a bag of his kakaa and the she shows him how to clean up after doing kakaa. This is probably what really drove her to kick him out of the house.
What I found funnier was her reaction to him giving her his kakaa.
I laughed so hard that I wet my shirt in tears.
I almost had a heart attack.
Regards,
Kakaa Humor
i would like to make a sex explosion in that woman with the red dress then use borat’s kakaa to lumricate her anus and make sexy time with her anus
Also, the national anthem is very funny. Especially the parts:
“Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium. Other countries have inferior potassium.”
and
“All other countries are run by little girls.”
Very nice!
borat is the best movie that i see in all my fucking life
kakaa
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i would like to fuck borats mum in borats shite then suck his dick and fuck a gypsy while she cry and give me jar of gypsy tears
u like my penis??
no borat son i am not a sick like a you i i will crush you then fuck your mother
skeet skeet bang bang ma nigga i like a you peoples can you teach me how to dress
this is a link to a video to some of borats earlier work.
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=borat
this is a link to some of sacha baron cohens other work as ali G for west stains check it out
*this is a link to some of sacha baron cohens other work as ali G from west stains check it out*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkuOuxRD1Bc
ali g with nba superstars this is one of the most funniest things i have ever seen man check it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPQVew0L0Vg
We are being surrounded by the Jews here.
I would very much like to watch these tubes that are for me on the Internets, but I have been cursed by the Dial Up and am paralyzed by fear in what the future will bring for me…..what if I try to watch Carmen Electra milk video and leave to disco for awhile with local abortionists and come back to find tube frozen half way through?
I need visuals to optimize my hand relief time.
May 1st, is Kazakhstan’s People’s Unity Day. Is-a Very nice yes? I live on wrong side fence of Jewtown. The Gypsy’s they everywhere!!!
Didn’t think Borat was as funny as Schindler’s List.
While it was a mildly amusing motion picture that afforded me some small entertainment, on the whole I thought it waas overrated.
Why can no one who writes on this site spell or punctuate?
I know, the idiots who say things like ‘I thought it waas overrated’
and they type a double a in was… dear dear
You’re right Kim, I’m an idiot. Sorry.
hey losers borat was a good movie and all who argued about it are shit head cum guzzling sperm dumpsters and its a movie so dont take it too serious danglin dick fucks
you know
you left out the part where borat says
“all other countrys are the home of the gays”
To say here Kazakhstan is nothing like what it is on film Borat. That is not even real name from Kazakhstan I lived and am from Almaty biggest but not capital of Kazakhstan. I feel offended by this film because it takes out badness on my coutry. Now I live in this very small town called Grangemouth on a small country called Scotland near England in Britissh because more jobs and now i work in big fuel generating plant and i do have good house and there are o gypsys in Kazakhstan.
You should mot play as kaxakhi it is a sad.
i hang like borats wifes vaghin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkoDN5iuq88
Borat does a “putt” kakaa-gas in the above video.
So painfully-hiliarious
shut up in ya face….kasakhstan national anthem shits all over any other national anthem. just like it says all other countries are run by little girls….bush n howard.
whipee borat!
borat is greatest movie in world times a billion
Borat is thye funniest movie ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will definitely buy it. its like the best movie ever.
Funniest part: where he gives the red-dressed southern lady a bag of his kakaa
Sevenchan, greatest website in the world
All other websites aren’t run by little girls
Sevenchan, number one exporter of shit dick nipples
Other websites have inferior shit dick nipples
Sevenchan home of closed swimming pool.
Its length 30 meter, width six meter
Wo.rdf.ilter system a marvel to behold
It remove 18% of original content
Sevenchan, sevenchan you very nice place.
From Plains of /34/ to /b/ (which stands for random).
Sevenchan friend of all except Epic 4ailchan.
A very nosy people with bone in their brain.
Sevenchan trolling best in world.
We invented PN and other shit.
Sevenchan’s camwhores cleanest in the region.
Except of course for too little tits.
Sevenchan, Sevenchan, you very nice place.
From Plains of /34/ to /b/ (which stands for random).
Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader.
The picture on the left side is not related!
Fu.k everyone who make fun of any contry which sons of OGUZ’S
everyone is a geniune chocolate face no make up, is nice.
What’s up with it vanilla face,uh, me and my homie,Azamat,just parked our slab outside.We looking for somewhere to post our black asses for the night.So,uh,bang bang skeet skeet nigga.We just a couple of pimps no hoes.
You all are playa’ haters
In reality Borat is a hard satire on USA.
Do you understand it?
I’m glad I’m not the only one who sees the deeper plot in this movie.
no duh its fake, its borat, its a joke. dont ruin it.
Test myfunction comment
yes he is a jew but hes not ali g. ali g is the director of borat. DUH!
If you think Sacha Cohen jewish you do not know my country. We do not have allow jewish comics to make fun of anthem from my country. If we did he would not be Kazakh, he would be Uzbek.
“DUH!” yourself! sacha baron cohen is both ali g and borat, smartass! watch this http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0056187/
man dats an awesome anthem i sing it every night!
I don’t know the film is funny or not. but the most awkward thing is its distortion of kazakhstan’s national anthem. in this case it is not worth to watch.
yeah, run by little girls -> thats PHILIPPINES. president is a little girl with big pockets.
does she likes big **** too? lol
I think you posted the most long letter, with the most livetime spend…
Борат! Пошел ты НАХРЕН!!!!
if somebody say something for kazakstan i will kill him the song is relly means and it’s really that beacuse russian’s help them,also russian help and the athere regions but they forgget and now they sell them pussy to america.
and if he say something bad fuck of all you fucking minds it’s movie you don’t understant stupit people .
nitwit traitor Borat will be hang by crump. We give him sister bad itchy spots on vazhin, and steal precious potassium from all of country.
u have the funniest and weirdest national anthem in the hole world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!