Today is a very happy days in Kazakshtan but not for everyones. Today my father Borat was interviews by Becky Andersons. Almost like Pamelas Andersons but with a different name and outlook. Now a happy day for children actor and Kazakhstan number 1 person Johnny the Monkey. He been on every televisions on the world but never to CNN because of a sex crime he did with CNN boards person.
Here the video interviews:
And here the text interviews:
Becky Anderson: So just who is Borat Sagdiyev?
Borat Sagdiyev: I am son of Asimbala Sakdijev and Boltok The Rapist. I am former husband of Marlian Tulliakbi, who was daughter of Urriana Tulliakbi and Boltok the Rapist. I am from Keczek, which is a town in Kazakhstan, located three miles north from the fence of Jewtown. And Kazakhstan is locate between Tajikstan, Turkmenistan and Uzbekistan.
Becky Anderson: Listen, I am a great fan of yours and tell me how did you get your job, where you are now.
Borat Sagdiyev: It was not easy. I was educate in Astana University where I studied English, journalism and plague research. I developed five new ones, which killed over 5 million goats in Uzbekistan. But before this, I didn’t just jump into the journalisms. You don’t do it. As you know. I was originally an icemaker, and then I was a gypsy catcher…
Becky Anderson: This is all good experience for being a journalist. I mean there are some great experiences in there. What’s the best experience you’ve ever had?
Borat Sagdiyev: You are uh jumping!!! And going too close to me, woman! Yes, get back.
Becky Anderson: I’ll get back in the cage. Although I left it outside.
Borat Sagdiyev: I will put you in my cage later. You will not run far. Yes? My best assignment was when I did reporting for Miss Kazakhstan Contest from 2002. Wowowoeewow! It was win by Karangash Atmova. You know her? She have beautiful hair and pair of … teets? … that make a dangle 1.3 meter because she attach a rock to them … 1.4 meter including milk valve. It was judged by American sports star OJ Simpson. You know him? One of the contestants become so obsessed with him that she break into his hotel room, and she kill herself. But before doing so, she smear blood all over his clothes. There are crazy these female fans!
Becky Anderson: Let me talk a little about Pamela Anderson, because you went to America effectively to find her. What made you so desperate to find her?
Borat Sagdiyev: She is a very beautiful woman. Wowoweewow!! …Yes? Very nice. She is unlike any Kazakh woman I have ever seen. Pamela only had teeth that grow on inside of her mouth. And she have more hair on her head than on her back.
Becky Anderson: I wondered whether there was any opportunity for me. I’ve got plough experience. I’ve got no history of retardation in the family. I’m not Jewish. Any chance that you and I could …
Borat Sagdiyev: Well, I don’t want to go on wrong track, because last time I buy a wife, she was very good for first three years then suddenly she started grow hair on her chest, voice became very deep. Borat and her how you say, did not work well.
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freakin hilarious! no retardation in family! hahahaha
Borat did say some word before “Uzbekistan” but it was beeped. What was the word?
Borat say “assholes” Uzbekistan. This true, the most disgusting country neighbour we have. They put 4 pages long advertisements in New York Times telling peoples that in Kazakhstan we do not drink fermented horses urine. This is simply disgusting alligations.